Just looked back through my last four or five Domino’s orders and realized they are all spaced exactly a month apart from each other within a day or two. Apparently I like pizza during my time of the month, who knew?

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Playing around with a makeup app


(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1

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sassyabrahamlincoln:

i just think its so adorable when boys do that thing with their hair where they have it all over their bodies but its actually fur and they have four legs and a wet nose and they’re puppies

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 
dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

I live in pretty constant denial about this but I think I need to take a second and admit to myself that I feel a little cheated. I let myself believe for a minute there that I might not have to go through life essentially alone. I dropped the pretext that I preferred solitude to the alternative and I let myself feel what it was like to be supported and wanted and loved unconditionally. And yet here I am for what feels like the hundredth time—completely alone. And it’s no ones fault and the world didn’t end and the right thing to do is accept reality and be gracious about it. But I’m pissed.

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

i better get my shit together soon because so far my greatest achievement in life is knowing all the lyrics to ‘one week’ by the barenaked ladies

FACEBOOK VS TUMBLR : LOKI EDITION

eve1978:

e-o-n-a-h:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

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Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a Facebook message:

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Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

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Loses a friend on Facebook:

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Loses a follower on Tumblr:

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Error on Facebook:

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Error on Tumblr:

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Scrolling through Facebook:

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Scrolling through Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

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Oh this is perfect!

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acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine
acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

acadia:

The Eddie Izzard Doctrine

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

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